Funny quotes

Question 1:  What is now?
Answer:  Now is the place where past and future meet each other.

(Taiwanese girl looking at a picture of herself)
Question 1: Where are my eyes?
Answer from her cousin: Come on, you're Chinese, you don't have eyes!!!

Life is too short to waste it sleeping.

Describe the country in a word: taiwanderful!

This is too good to be true (right after trying the first bite of mango sugar ice)